Every couple of years, we think it's a good idea to drive cross-country with our kids to visit my mother for Christmas. We love being with my family on Christmas, but the road to get there is long, arduous, tedious, frustrating and hilarious!
This year, my darling husband acquired the one thing in the world I have been asking for: a third-row seat for our Yukon! It doesn't match, but now the whole family fits into the same car, at the same time!! :D
So, in honor of our recent fit of insanity, I jotted down a little ditty to make you all smile! (I'm trying to stop using "Y'all". It's my new year's resolution) Enjoy!
12 Days of Our Christmas Road trip
On The First Day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
One mis-matched third-row seat
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Two fighting kids
and a mismatched third-row seat
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three Flu bugs,
two fighting kids
and a mismatched third-row seat
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four missed calls,
three flu bugs,
two fighting kids
and a mismatched third row seat
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five Pot-ty Breaks!
Four missed calls,
three flu bugs,
two fighting kids
and a mismatched third row seat
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six moving violations,
Five Pot-ty Breaks!
Four missed calls,
three flu bugs, two fighting kids
and mismatched third row seat
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven day's vacation,
six moving violations,
five pot-ty breaks,
four missed calls,
three flu bugs,
two fighting kids
and a mismatched third row seat
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight "are we there yets",
seven day's vacation,
six moving violations,
five pot-ty breaks,
four missed calls
three flu bugs,
two fighting kids
and a mismatched third row seat
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Nine traffic jams,
eight "are we there yets",
seven day's vacation,
six moving violations,
five pot-ty breaks,
four missed calls,
three flu bugs,
two fighting kids
and a mismatched third row seat
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Ten tanks of gas,
nine traffic jams,
eight "are we there yets",
seven day's vacation,
six moving violations,
five pot-ty breaks,
four missed calls,
three flu bugs,
two fighting kids
and a mismatched third row seat
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eleven DVDs,
ten tanks of gas,
nine traffic jams,
eight "are we there yets",
seven day's vacation,
six moving violations,
five pot-ty breaks,
four missed calls,
three flu bugs,
two fighting kids
and a mismatched third row seat
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve hours non-stop driving,
eleven DVDs,
ten tanks of gas,
nine traffic jams,
eight "are we there yets",
seven day's vacation,
six moving violations,
five pot-ty breaks,
four missed calls,
three flu bugs,
two fighting kids
and a mismatched third row seat !
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!
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